Fortunes (11)

March 13, 2009
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Boy, n.:
A noise with dirt on it.

Fortunes (10)

March 13, 2009
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Coronation, n.:
The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible
signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
— Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary”