OpenBSD: Getting rid of coredumps
Filed under: BSD

Consistently, the most popular post on this blog is the one about preventing coredumps from cluttering up FreeBSD users’ /home directories. Some people actually find the posts here useful? Heh. Here’s the version for OpenBSD. While in Free the approach was via a sysctl, on Open it will be via /etc/rc.conf:
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Jesus ROLL!
I’d download, GIMP-ize, and link the pics here if that didn’t involve any effort. But it does. So there. Just click.
OpenBSD: Making “pkg_add” even easier
Filed under: BSD
On OpenBSD, 3rd-party applications are installed via a one-line command using pkg_add(1). Some gripe, however, that the command still requires a horrendously long URL referring to FTP, HTTP, or SCP locations annexed to it, along with the exact version of the package. You can simplify the process, and help eliminate the population of whiners.
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Fortunes (8)
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into
superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
— G. B. Shaw
Sat Aug 19 23:32:23 PHT 2006
11:32PM up 51 days, 19 mins, 1 user, load averages: 2.32, 2.39, 2.40
“Isang araw, kasabay ng dilim at bagyo:” Alay sa mga makakapal at di makaintinde. Layas, tuko.
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BABALA SA TUKO
Noon nabosesan ka na namin.
Ngayon narito ka na naman para magsinungaling.
Binulgar ng Garci Tape ang iyong krimen –
Batas ng Diyos, batas ng tao dadapurakin,
Taong-gobyerno gagamitin,
Pondo ng bayan lulustayin,
Boto ni FPJ dadambungin,
Basta pagka-Pangulo tuloy-tuloy maangkin.
Dahil nabulgar na, ikaw mismo ang umamin,
Sa TV, nag-astang biktima, nagsori ang salarin.
Ay! pabalat-bungang paumanhin,
Binola-bolang pagsisinungaling,
Panis na pisbol kung baga ang hain
Sa bayang akala mo’y madaling linlangin.
Hanggang ngayon pinekeng totoo,
Inilalako pa rin, pero
Hindi mo na mabibilog ang aming ulo.
Pondo sa abono, pondo ng OFW,
Kurakot sa jueteng, pagbusal sa testigo,
Suhol sa konggresista, pati na sa obispo,
Pagkulong, pagpaslang sa tapat na tao,
Nakatalang lahat ang mga krimen mo.
Hayan, kinalawang tuloy ang bakal na sikmura mo,
Ang pagsisinungaling kasi may bagsik ng asido,
Kinakain ang bituka ng Pangulong
Pumipeke sa totoo.
Sa plasa, sa mall, sa mga barangay at baryo,
Pinagbabaga ang bayan ng mga kasinungalingan mo.
Isang araw, kasabay ng dilim at bagyo,
Sasabog na bulkan ang poot ng tao,
Kumukulong apoy at putik lalamon sa trono
Ng nagsasatukong pekeng Pangulo.
Bienvenido Lumbera
Understood
Filed under: Quotes

“Randy is the only OBNOXIOUS person I like PRECISELY BECAUSE he’s OBNOXIOUS.”
“If you leave this website, I will kill this defenseless toilet.”
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And with that, I invite everyone to head on over to Dave Barry’s website.
Here’s a teaser:
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